{"id":5,"date":"2008-04-28T15:53:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2008-09-11T20:46:15","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T04:46:15","slug":"tsa-thinks-im-psychic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/28\/tsa-thinks-im-psychic\/","title":{"rendered":"TSA thinks I&#8217;m psychic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I had an interesting encounter with a TSA agent at the Milwaukee airport.  I was returning home from a two week long journey that took me to St. Louis for a physics conference and then Milwaukee where I visited with family, met with some undergrads at Carthage College in Kenosha, WI, and give a colloquium at the UW.  At the conference I had acquired a t-shirt which had &#8216;physicist&#8217;  across the front.  I decided to wear this t-shirt as I traveled home.<\/p>\n<p>At the Milwaukee airport after you have your check luggage tagged by a gate agent, you have to hand your luggage to a TSA agent  who runs it though an x-ray machine before it is loaded onto the plane.  As I was handing my bag to a TSA agent, he asked, &#8220;What am I thinking?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I had no idea what to say.  I mean does he think I am a terrorist?  Does he think I have something illegal in my bag?  I don&#8217;t know.  So, I say to him, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His response was rather alarming.  He said, &#8220;Your shirt says your a psychic.&#8221;  I looked down at my shirt, looked up rather puzzled and then, shyly said, &#8220;It says physicist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me, turned his back and walked away without another word.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t help feeling a little insulted and very worried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I had an interesting encounter with a TSA agent at the Milwaukee airport. I was returning home from a two week long journey that took me to St. Louis for a physics conference and then Milwaukee where I visited with family, met with some undergrads at Carthage College in Kenosha, WI, and give &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/2008\/04\/28\/tsa-thinks-im-psychic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;TSA thinks I&#8217;m psychic?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-haha","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jodi.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}